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Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59177) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

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