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Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66844) - you deserved it (4172)

On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

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Ha ha!
Your dad is awesome!

If the guys have any sense of humour they will know your dad was taking the piss out of you.

But then again it could be your dads way of keeping you away from boys. Either way

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Daughter: 0

#6 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:07am by Jimboom

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"URRRRGH, DAD!"

#5 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:06am by roxii__x

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