By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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Way2Fast8 20

I've seen THAT in movies too many times

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Dodger_fan16 11

I bet that's the most tongue he's gotten in a while

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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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xBethanyC 15

I'm more concerned with the fact that his wife kisses like a dog.. or who knows, maybe his dog has had some kissing lessons?

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sarahmaxine 19

Happened to my friend just a short while back lol

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SystemofaBlink41 27

The real FML here is that the dog stopped.

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DogeMan 14

He just wanted some love

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salvorican 24

So, who's the better kisser?

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SmittyJA24 26

The dog. I'm sure the dog used more tongue.

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ifoundalaska 11

Well that's even better

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Mans best friend at its finest

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