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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Either your dad is a troll or he thinks he's helping you out to get the ladies. No one would find that funny, even as a pick up line. Good luck with your dad :-/.

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  vocaloidtiger  |  12

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  lajaynay  |  15

13- I guess I missed the hilarity somewhere. I wonder where I left my sense of humor... *backtracks through previous FMLs* Gee, I just can't seem to find the spot I dropped it at. -_-

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  perdix  |  29

Because, after he lets them off the hook, he can apologize to them by offering to take them out for drinks. Then, he can have a three-way with them, which is hilarious!

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  perdix  |  29

He could only take them out for drinks if they could pass for 21, so let's go with smooth. Sorry, I bumped your friend's car in the parking lot. So, what's her name and do you like piña coladas?

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  perdix  |  29

Then, margaritas for you it shall be. Is that what your friend likes, too? I want you both to have your favorite drinks because it's going to be a loooooonnnnggg night ;)

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  perdix  |  29

Good, 'cause I'll be done in about 8 minutes and then Twitter, Facebook and blog about it until the sun comes up. Maybe, even write an FML. "Today, I had a threesome with two hot chicks. Instead of letting me blog about it, they want me to come back to bed. FML."

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  perdix  |  29

And make sure you follow me on Twitter. My account of the events will no doubt be sexier, hotter and more satisfying than my actual performance. My motto is:"Underpromise, then underdeliver."

By  MeLuvBewbs  |  7

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