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Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4828) - you deserved it (45188)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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