Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.
#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:06am by caancoha
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Absolutely, completely your fault. That's so fucking creepy.
#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 3:04am by mutant_tomato
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