Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine....

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 14:26

Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By AylaMarie92 - 09/11/2021 13:59

Today, like every other day, I suffer from insomnia. On returning to the bedroom after a very late night shower to hopefully get some rest, I sat on my cat. I jumped up quickly and smacked my face against the cupboard. I then looked back to see if she was OK. I'd sat on my Squishmallow. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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caancoha 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:06

Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.

IMB916 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:16

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

Comments

daydreamstar 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 11:51

seriously wheres a category for Twilight so we dont have to deal with crazed fanatics? both pro and anti??

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 11:53

You own a Robert Pattinson pillowcase?... YDI, seriously. Unless he is dressed as Cedric Diggory and you hate Twilight, You deserve to be put in a coma.

xxERINxx 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:21

you deserve it for being so sad as to have robert pattinson on your pillowcase, loser.

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:42

YDI for not having a Chuck Norris pillowcase instead.

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:48

Robbert patterson is the guy in Twilight lolz. I had to Google that to figure out who he even was. Why do people buy these kind of things?

twitchyyy 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:51

JUST LMFAO!! ohh om gawd that sucks ass!! im sorry that happened haha.

koolitaliano 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:01

ydi for being such a fan of a crap movie... unfortunately you didn't go in a coma....

rub_a_dub_dub 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:05

Why is your bed 4 feet tall? O.o And why would you even want to have a pillow with a face of some guy on it?! O.o;;

Broeman 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:21

That is just... depressing, but then again, YDI for owning a Robert Pattinson pillowcase, which makes me feel pity for you and that you suck at the same time.