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Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20571) - you deserved it (1827)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)

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