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Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (2722)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)

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If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:09pm by mwschreck

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The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

#10 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:22pm by twoknives

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