Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

by itstillhurts / 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Miscellaneous

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  • i woleheartedly enjoyed how english that fml was!

    #3 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:10am by mhm_megann

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  • Why would you even think that? Yes, pieces of glass flying onto you and cutting your face TOTALLY does not hurt.

    #2 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:07am by xd0rkiee

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