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Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15874) - you deserved it (3593)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

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