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Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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...if he wanted it kept secret, why was he telling everyone at his work?

#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:12pm by fmlcomment

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Ooops, but at least you got the wife into the clearing! It's about time she saw through the cheating bastard this colleague of yours is!

#5 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:20pm by dracer

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