Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9039) - you totally deserved it (25788)
On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)
(-2)YDI it for not shaving, you nasty person. Do you not know personal hygiene? Are you a cave(wo)man?
#42 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:34pm by PeopleRSoDumb
(0)So you don't think people should shave their armpits either? Also, being completely unkempt is smelly and gross. I don't care if it's "natural."
(-2)No, armpit hair doesn't really serve an important function. Pubic hair (at least, vaganial hair), much like nosehairs, stops stuff that shouldn't be there from getting into your vag. Trim it, fine, but shaving isn't such a good idea.
(+3)While pubic hair does "protect" the vagina, it also harbors dangerous bacteria. It's better to shave.
(+1)"Also, being completely unkempt is smelly and gross. I don't care if it's "natural.""
So, if you grow out the hair on your head and don't maintain it equates "smelly and gross"? It may have been long, but the only reason it would get 'smelly and gross' is if she didn't shower. Just 'cos she doesn't maintain its length or trim/wax/shave/whatever doesn't mean she has bad hygiene.
To the OP, lololol. YDI.
#77 - On 12/08/2009 at 3:49pm by ktstarshot
(+2)Im torn between laughing, gasping and vomiting... Thats so horrible and sick OP.
#79 - On 12/08/2009 at 3:59pm by alexandraa
(+2)Evny is retarded. I'm sure she cuts the hair on her head, wears makeup, eats corn fed beef, drives a car and does a bunch of other things that aren't "natural". Get over yourself, long pubes on a girl especially as long as OP said are fucking GROSS.
(0)She is not gross or disgusting. She obviously has a different view on pubic hair length i guess. In fact some doctors recommend pubic hair because it protects against bacteria but then again the hair can be a housing for the bacteria. It all depends on what your point of view is.
OP it would not hurt to trim a little. Especially if they come out of your pants. FYL
(0)Same here that is so disgusting! I wanna know how long exactly it was though. Cause I'm picturing about 5 to 6 inches for your friend to even notice it on your pants. How could your ever get it that long??? Are your pubes straight?! Ugh there's so much wrong with this FML.
(+1)It WAS there for a reason....thousands of years ago, now underwear serves the same purpose.
#102 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:20pm by disney_blonde
(+4)it does protect the vagina. it makes you not want to go down there. (I wonder how log it is gonna be until this either gets moderated or hidden)
#112 - On 12/08/2009 at 8:52pm by xclegend613
(+2)What calender do you own? It's 2009. We have methods that eliminate the need for hair.
YDI Chewbacca.
#120 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:31pm by crazytoaster
(0)actually hygiene is about being clean and washing, not about shaving hair off.
if it was about shaved hair, then we'd all walk around with every hair shaved off, including eyebrows and scalps.
hell if being shaved was clean then men would shave their legs and pubic hairs off too.
what really gets rid of bacteria? ... washing on a regular basis.
but more importantly, why would someone else reach over to pull a hair from between someone else's legs anyway. sounds a bit like boundary issues...
#130 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:18am by were_giraffe
(+1)Shaving downstairs sounds kinda wrong trimming is way better
#142 - On 12/09/2009 at 4:13pm by rm010
(+1)actually it was meant in cave days to trap pheromones when I woman was able to have kids. Do your research...but whatever...since that's the case it's not needed. In fact often nowadays it would have the opposite effect.
(+1)"Dangerous" bacteria? LOL more like "smelly" bacteria.
#144 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:31pm by MrsBadcrumble
(0)Actually I recently read an article about this. Historically (like for the cavemen/women, etc.), pubic hair was there to protect the area from foreign particles and bacteria, but now that we wear underwear and pants, it's safe to be without the wig if you want to be.
(0)ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing.
eww thats disgusting.
#3 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:07am by chellinha93
(0)yes perdix, a brazilian would help the OP a lot....hauhauha
#47 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:43pm by chellinha93
(+2)not only is the nickname not specifically manly, someone doing aerobics is much more likely to be female than male.
#17 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:48am by my_fml_account
(+5)That.
But more importantly, why would your friend think it’s appropriate to stick his/her hand between your legs to remove anything (maybe I should try that)?!
(+6)nothing wrong with hair, but if it's sticking out where other people can see it when they aren't supposed to....might wanna consider some adjustments.
that's nastey haha. I thought it was
gunna be like
about farting at first..
wish it was..
shakes head*
#19 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:50am by Bbyboo
(+4)Or do neither and at least put some conditioner on your pubes.
For your pubic hair to be so stiff and rigid that it sticks THROUGH your pants means that it needs some management right away.
On a side note, I'll bet you don't receive much oral sex regardless of your gender. Am I right?
(+1)Have you ever heard of someone whose pubes were so tough and wiry that they stuck THROUGH the fabric of pants? THAT'S who the fuck needs to condition "down there."
(-1)Lol "how big" ? XD
and OP, YDI for having long pubic hair! :P
#22 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:07am by peroxideprincess
(+2)Oooo that sounds like the hurt... At least trim your pubic hair if you don't want to get rid of it.
#23 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:09am by Starfire22
(+6)YDI for:
A. Having ridiculously long pubic hair.
B. Having some sort of magic pubic hair that somehow goes through your pants (WTF?)
C. Misspelling "catastrophe" in your name.
#24 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:30am by DynamicDave
(+3)Why'd you let your friend put their hand near your crotch in the first place? In public, no less. Are you that familiar with each other? Hellooooo, personal space invaded.
(+1)This is just insane... I really don't even know what to think. Shave that shit, trim it at the very least. You're not sexually active... are you?
#31 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:52am by ThreadingFate
(+1)my question is why would your friend be that close to your genitals to see a long black hair..... gross i agree with everyone who says you should trim i mean come on are you all natural or something?
#35 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:10pm by tiffanyanne
(+3)Jeez. I didnt know whether to laugh or gag. Imagine accidentally grabbing your friends pubic hair while stretching...
(+2)You have 4 options...
1-shave
2-trim
3-wax
4-get your 'friend' to pluck the rest, they might as well
#45 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:41pm by bethiie
(0)Friend: Hey Suzie, I didn't know you have a black lab. His hair is all over the bottom of your white pants.
OP: What??? No, I don't have aYEEEOWWWW! WTF Becky?
Friend: I'm sooooo sorry, there was a hair sticking up and it made your black underwear look worse.
OP: But I'm not wearing any, I love the feeling.
Reluctant Friend:(as bile rises in throat) When we leave here we are buying some electric shears for you. We don't want that thing in there getting loose. The only man that wouldn't be afraid of that nasty thang would be a lumberjack that is used to f$&@ing a bigfoot.
OP: OMG I love lumberjacks...
#46 - On 12/08/2009 at 12:42pm by CallMeHush
(+2)YDI for even posting this, shame on you for not shaving!!!! To forget it sometimes is ok, but forgetting it só many times it starts coming out of your pants is NOT done!
YDI
YDI
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(+1)OMG, OMG, OMGooooodness! I'm laughing SO hard. OH MY GOODNESS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! Thanks, OP. I can't even be snarky to you, because you made my day. :D
(+3)I want to post this on my fb status to share the funny, but I can't because I'm too scared somebody will actually think it's about me. :D
(+2)Some girls don't shave pubes... at least trim it... if it's popping out of your pants than you may have issues... cause miss (or mister) that's fucking gross. No one wants to see/deal with vag/ball hair. On the positive side santa's coming so you can get that razor after all :)
#57 - On 12/08/2009 at 1:34pm by flyintonite
(-1)yeah you deserved that for not getting rid of the hair down there.
now that your lesson has been learned, go to that spa and wax it off
(+1)I dont think its that weird for hair to come thru some thin yoga pants. When I'm wearing thin gym shorts, sitting down, sometimes a few long leg hairs poke thru the shorts, but for a pubic hair to get thru underwear and yoga pants, thats impressive and terrifying
(0)can you please make up your mind? "i don't think it's that weird"..."that's impressive and terrifying."
#104 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:27pm by Gillypants
(-1)can you please not be a cunt?
I said that its not weird for hair to make it through thin yoga pants... then I said it's terrifying for a pubic hair to make it through any sort of underwear AND yoga pants. 1 layer vs 2 layers
ps. you're ugly, get that thing out of your nose
(+1)You can wear pants that short, or let your pubes grow that long, but not both. FYL and YDI
#62 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:08pm by FoundManyLemons
(+1)Shave that shit you nasty bitch. I bet it looks like you have buckwheat in a headscissor.
#65 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:32pm by donkeypunchchamp
(+2)Shave it off and give it to your friend as a gift :)
#66 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:45pm by LemonStarship
(-1)Everyone's so angry here. What if the person on here is, idk, 10? Not every ten year old is getting their razors to chop off some pubes.
Be nice, people.
#70 - On 12/08/2009 at 3:09pm by sosadrightnow
(0)A little personal hygiene goes a long way. Shave that shit.
#71 - On 12/08/2009 at 3:13pm by ozymandias
(+1)Reminds me of one of Andrew Dice Clay's naughty nursery rhymes:
Mary Mary Quite contrary.
Shave that shit, it's too damn hairy.
#72 - On 12/08/2009 at 3:22pm by SmittyJA24
(+2)That is gross. I don't care if its natural or supposedly healthier to have a friggin jungle down there.
Fucking trim that shit.
(+2)It's apparent that the hair was really fucking long. If you don't want to shave, you could at least trim it you disgusting person.
(-1)Anyone who has called the OP disgusting or nasty, you are the most ignorant, least cultured people I've encountered. Good luck becoming the consumer whores of our generation.
#92 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:54pm by lightsandsirens
(0)Well it is pretty gross if it's long enough for it to stick out their pants and for their mate to think it was a stray hair.
(0)Well they were hardly gonna be 'Nature's medieval metallic padlocked chastity belt' were they?
#135 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:41am by lightedlotus
(+1)as a 15 year old boy its pretty unpleasant to read about womens pubic hair
#97 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:58pm by austinisme247
(-1)i am so glad i do not want to get in your pants its not even funny. Clean up shrubbery and get a shaft in there for fucks sake
(-1)sigh. too many comments on shaving vs not shaving. in the end, who gives a fuck? NO ONE. None of us are gonna inspect what's going on down there.
For the OP, If you didn't realize your pubic hair is long enough to look like head hair and is sticking out of your pants, that's kinda messed up.
Sucks.
(+1)#70 i seriously fucking doubt a ten year old is doing aerobics or, um, idk, has pubic hair that's so long it sticks out through their pants. shut. up.
#116 - On 12/08/2009 at 9:36pm by grandma_moses
(0)So I take it that the carpet matched the drapes. At least that's good for starters....
#117 - On 12/08/2009 at 9:54pm by blastvortex
(0)LMAO. That's a real FML. But...what kind of a person would pick the hair from a private region,have they no shame? Talk about nosy.
#123 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:09pm by beaten_rhianna
(0)ouch. I'm a guy and a pulled a hair like that once. OUCH. Dunno how it feels for you, but the opposite of nice.
#124 - On 12/08/2009 at 11:50pm by Snake_Monkey
(0)that's gross, it had to be extremely long to go through the your underwear and pants...i mean were you even wearing underwear? that's ok, i don't wanna know
#125 - On 12/09/2009 at 12:39am by sweetvonny
(0)It was sticking through your pants? What kind of pants do you wear? I call fake on this one. gtfo.
(+1)Oh PLEASE, people! Don't attack someone's personal lifestyle choices. THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Grow up.
Cookscatastrophy... what was your friend thinking pulling hair off of your crotch area in the first place? Haha.
(0)not gonna get into the shave/dont shave debate, but your friend needs to learn the definition of SPACE. if shes close enough to see it in the first place, shes too close.
#132 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:33am by lyssalicious
(+1)Ladies, when a pubic hair can be mistaken for a hair off your head, it's time to do some maintenance down below.
#137 - On 12/09/2009 at 9:01am by ultraslick
(+1)this post along with all the comments made me laugh...I would say just do some trimming. Not everyone has to shave and not every guy likes a shaved area. A trimmed area is most acceptable in most cases since the puffy pube look has gone out with the 70s. I wouldnt say that having hair makes anyone dirty..not washing makes you dirty.
#138 - On 12/09/2009 at 9:06am by AngieVengeance
(0)To sosadrightnow...Ten year olds should not be on here let alone have a fuckin Barbie head in her panties..Shut the fuck up.
And the friend probably wasnt in her crotch area. If they were stretching, they were most likely in awkward positions. Maybe it appeared to be on the back of her leg or something, lol. Who cares why she pulled it thou, it shouldnt have been there to pull. =)
(0)omg thats totally disgusting no offense... you should really invest in razors or something
Geez...
#146 - On 12/09/2009 at 9:41pm by cierramichelle
(+1) what the fuck are your pubes doin outside of your pants?!?!?!
#149 - On 12/09/2009 at 11:17pm by laynebradshaw
(0)haha, aww man op, you sure made my day, by far the funniest thing i've read all day, thank you for sharing it!
BTW:
you might wanna trim that or invest on a thicker aerobic suit [:
(0)Having a little extra hair is one thing- having pubes so long and wearing "pants" that short is just wrong.
#159 - On 12/13/2009 at 9:16am by youfools
(0)Shave that nasty bush! That's not attractive, AT ALL.
Yuck!
#162 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:31pm by SarahSomething
(0)Are you asking for crabs? Oh wait, no one wants to fuck a girl with pubes that long :)
#164 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:12pm by green82389
(0)idk if it's natural just so long it isent everywhere. btw very funny! also I think both shaved and natural both have a high sex apeal.
(0)i think it is a turn on ;) like shaved or bushy :L:L
#167 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:15pm by Darraghscoot
