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Today, is my 18th birthday. I call my parents and they tell me they found weed in the guest house and so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say "Happy Birthday." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65437) - you deserved it (4504)

On 03/28/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by alrightsheryl - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

#9 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:35pm by DeeJayD

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happy birthday :)

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:21pm by dudewithface

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