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Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21299) - you deserved it (12917)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:28pm by neutralpiehotel

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I wish I lived in Connecticut.

#1 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:15pm by Person1233

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