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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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neutralpiehotel 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:28

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:21

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

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13__Loki__13 1

Friday 4 December 2009 6:30

Two words Ass Fro

marinesorbust_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:36

That sounds really hot.

dustaquarius 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:37

This is only embarrassing if you had an ugly ass

smackieonassis 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:49

OH NOES. Idiot.

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 4 December 2009 8:07

Thats what you get for dressing like a ****. I remember that when we had our HighSchool graduation, the dess code stated girls could dont wear thongs. I wonder who did the checking?

letitbe56 0

Friday 4 December 2009 8:57

They might have meant sandals. People called flip-flops thongs before the underwear was common. And no, wearing a thong does not make you a ****.

onnielief 4

Friday 4 December 2009 9:57

Well, that sucks! At least you didn't have those amazingly tacky underwear lines showing through the skirt when it was still on ;-) It's the schools fault anyway for providing you with a skirt that's to big.

Towat 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:21

would have been more embarrassing if you had worn enormous granny pants.

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 4 December 2009 11:00

it dosent matter if she Is fat or not and it's stupid to ask no matter what it's an FML. although a funny one that can be laughed at later in her life but an FML still