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Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28449) - you deserved it (8681)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Wham! Right in the kisser.

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:14pm by alexandraa

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So you waited ten minutes then screamed in his ear, right?

#25 - On 11/30/2009 at 6:45pm by aback

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