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Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30829) - you deserved it (2123)

On 11/25/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by B_McG - Canada (British Columbia)

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Just tell her you've been sneaking around behind her back and have gotten 3 abortions so far.

#8 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:14pm by allmidnighteyes

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that sucks. glad my parents aren't oveprotective.

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:06pm by 541

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