Work: Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday...

By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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Itching and scratching

By BMXDude22 - 06/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By ZG1 - 13/02/2021 20:00

Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML

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By Debbie - 23/02/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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By Larry - 31/01/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

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The trumpet of success

By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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Crime scene

By veethebee - 08/05/2019 01:00

Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:34

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

ilovesugarbelle 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

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alexanderzzz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:21

lol too bad

totalbadass 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:30

YDI for having a small ****.

Grndslmhttr3 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:58

That's why you sneeze into the crook of your elbow; learn some ******* manners.

sodahhhr 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:22

firsy!!! again!!!! im fasterrest!!!

jjcastillo 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 0:32

F*CKING FAILURE!

sjp092 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:24

I would have asked the employer if he/she could do better =D.

Yatta_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:24

Sick... Couldn't you have taken it off before anyone saw?

sciencexgeek 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:25

hahahahhaha Gross.

ilovesugarbelle 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

South_Park_Shay 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:27

#2: Epic fail. OP: It's one job, it's happened to the employers before, i'm sure. Yes, disgusting, but hey. There's more job, sorry about the inconvenience. FYL.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:29

Really, OP? I thought that future employers LOVED bloody boogers on resumes. I mean, it adds so much personality to your resume. See? I know how to use sarcasm, too :]