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Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13817) - you deserved it (36116)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

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YDI for hooking up with a Twilight fan.

Stupid fucking misogynistic shit like that should NEVER be passed off as actual literature.
The whole series can pretty much summed up with, "EDWARD CULLEN WAS SO HAWT I CAME GLITTER"

I wish I could be a deranged mormon housewife so I could make millions off a book series - based off creepy sexual fantasies for a sparkling douchenozzle - that glorifies/romanticizes shallow relationships based on lust, stalking, and werewolves falling in love with baby children.

#6 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:26am by allmidnighteyes

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you deserve it for not being turned off by a girl into "Twatlight"

#4 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:25am by ScaredyCat

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