Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

by jibberish / 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI for hooking up with a Twilight fan.

    Stupid fucking misogynistic shit like that should NEVER be passed off as actual literature.
    The whole series can pretty much summed up with, "EDWARD CULLEN WAS SO HAWT I CAME GLITTER"

    I wish I could be a deranged mormon housewife so I could make millions off a book series - based off creepy sexual fantasies for a sparkling douchenozzle - that glorifies/romanticizes shallow relationships based on lust, stalking, and werewolves falling in love with baby children.

    #6 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:26am by allmidnighteyes

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  • you deserve it for not being turned off by a girl into "Twatlight"

    #4 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:25am by ScaredyCat

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