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Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
YDI for hooking up with a Twilight fan.
Stupid fucking misogynistic shit like that should NEVER be passed off as actual literature.
The whole series can pretty much summed up with, "EDWARD CULLEN WAS SO HAWT I CAME GLITTER"
I wish I could be a deranged mormon housewife so I could make millions off a book series - based off creepy sexual fantasies for a sparkling douchenozzle - that glorifies/romanticizes shallow relationships based on lust, stalking, and werewolves falling in love with baby children.
you deserve it for not being turned off by a girl into "Twatlight"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014