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Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9233) - you deserved it (24021)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

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