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Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13912) - you deserved it (67404)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

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YDI for having an "online boyfriend."

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:02pm by deaditegirl

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"online boyfriend". those were the only two words i paid attention to and just clicked YDI.

#4 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:05pm by littlejacks4

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