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Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8426) - you deserved it (46052)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

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