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Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7040) - you deserved it (37265)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:15pm by ashiezorz

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LMFAOO , well , you diserved it man :)

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:12pm by SykoOne

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