Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

by firefliiez / 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

    #3 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:15pm by ashiezorz

    See in context

  • Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

    #13 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:09pm by aback

    See in context