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Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.
Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015