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Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:15pm by ashiezorz

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Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

#13 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:09pm by aback

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