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Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (1924)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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