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Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Have the schools head on a platter for unreasonable treatment. This was an emergency situation in which you had no other choice. You were not disrupting a class or using it for conversation. Maybe you could have pushed the emergency call button in the elevator, but that's no excuse for the school's actions.

#7 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:25am by artsavage13

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Doesn't elevators come with emergency ring and intercom?

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:07am by Horde

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