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Today, I found my checking and savings account to both read $0.00. My parents transferred all my money to theirs because "I'm irresponsible, and not fit to handle money." I'm a 3.8 college student and have a full-time job. They are currently unemployed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42325) - you deserved it (3653)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:00pm - misc - by Bummer - United States (Oklahoma)

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Well are you 18 or older? If so, you should have to sign permissions for those things. Report it to your bank. If you're a minor, well, definitely FYL.

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:11am by JulzKay

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Okay, first of all: your life does indeed suck. That's terrible.

Second of all: why do they have access to your account? Shut that down, bro.

#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:11am by zenzen

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