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Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by meagainsttheworld (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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i would have just written down 911

#7 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:46pm by the_stereotype

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ill be your contact!!!! :)
dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)

#6 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:45pm by Miso

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