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Today, I went to a 'haunted' theme park, actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by mack (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:31am by McA513M

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that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:49am by misspeg

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