Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
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Same thing different taste

Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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Top comments

Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

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Expertfail 0

'Came out of nowhere'. Really? Surely you would have noticed if someone was within an arm's reach of you!?

Not always, she might have been really zoned out. I've had similar stuff happen. :o

Or in other words: Sometimes I can't be scared, but sometimes I'm easily scared. **** my life. :(

Cat135 0

So? How is this FML worthy? There should be a button saying "Who gives a shit?"

I agree, this is one of those stories your annoying friend tells you excitedly. Then, Nobody laughs. FML is going down hill fast.

liveBabylon 0

I know I've put some gnarley FMLS on here, like they really have scared me for life. But they weren't even posted :( FML

fukUmane 0

i'm mad i wasted my time reading it so now u wasted your time reading this BEYOTCH!!!

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

Maybe the OP is, what kind of woman refers to other women as "chicks"?

I'm a chick and I refer to other chicks as chicks. WTF?

ghadir 2

yeah i was wondering that tooo..i've never called another girl a chick..

That is sort of funny, but then again I agree with Incubuss. It's not that great of a fml if it really counts at all.

blland 0
mandadnam 0

thats SO funny!! not quite an FML but still hilarious