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By Badday - / Sunday 25 October 2009 04:38 / Canada
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By  perdix  |  29

Uh-oh. Now you are the "bad boy" girls go crazy about. Because you damaged his car, the dad doesn't like you, which makes the daughter looooooove you. You are very clever, playah! Men, if your daughter is going out with a guy you don't like, don't tell her that directly, it will only make her want him more. Instead, go on and on about how great he is and how you would like to spend a lot of time with your future son-in-law. Soon, the sight of him will make her puke. Mission accomplished.

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  Lauren324  |  18

HAHAHAH first. you are aawesome cause you are canadian and in ontario second. that happened with my boyfriend... its okay i dont like my father very much i forgave him :)

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  Kukua  |  5

Unless her dad was parked at the end of the driveway and he pulled in front of him to pick her up. Dunno why he would park his beamer at the end of the driveway though

By  perdix  |  29

Uh-oh. Now you are the "bad boy" girls go crazy about. Because you damaged his car, the dad doesn't like you, which makes the daughter looooooove you. You are very clever, playah! Men, if your daughter is going out with a guy you don't like, don't tell her that directly, it will only make her want him more. Instead, go on and on about how great he is and how you would like to spend a lot of time with your future son-in-law. Soon, the sight of him will make her puke. Mission accomplished.

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  perdix  |  29

I'll pee in his wasabi and stick one of his cards in my bicycle spokes. That way, he'll think his women are incontinent and his gambling partners will beat him up for not playing with a full deck. You'll be so hot for me, I'll probably need to get a restraining order.

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  perdix  |  29

Sorry, I don't get the "club me like a baby seal" reference. Google searching leads me to 3 Colours Red, The Rail Gun Ensemble and this FML. Anywho, I assumed you meant your dad had a "gambling" problem. If he does have a "gamboling" problem, I will come over and blow my nose on every one of the ribbons on his maypole. As he is cursing me each time he grips one of my loogeys, you will want to surgically attach yourself to me.

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  redbluegreen  |  40

Ah, the joke actually came from when one my friends first heard the song Electric Feel by MGMT. She didn't hear the lyrics quite right, so instead of "Ooh girl, shock me like an electric eel," she heard "Ooh girl, club you like a baby seal," thus, becoming the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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  perdix  |  29

I coulda had your hand in matrimony if I knew of your friend's mondegreen. That's a long shot. One of the favorite phrases I have ever heard was from an FML a while back. Some guy said he was going to "beat his junk like it owed him money." I giggle every time I think of that phrase -- I can't wait to use it in real life.

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  redbluegreen  |  40

I always hope there's someone out there that can read my mind. I really had hoped. Haha, I joke. I know no one knows it unless I tell them it first. But there's got to be someone else out there who mishears lyrics and comes up with obscene and offensive ones in its place. And my phrase can move over, because that one just became the funniest little gem ever. Reminds me of 'Baby, I Got Your Money', only the Say Anything version, because it's Max Bemis.

By  anonacs  |  0

English mother fucker, I honestly feel you being stupid as shit caused this. I cant feel bad for a stupid person doing what stupid people do. Learn to accept you will have fucked up shit happen for the rest of your life due to your ignorance.

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  drummer_dude  |  0

You absolute imbecile. He lives in Ontario, which in case you didn't know, is in Canada. Also, what's so bad about being an English? I'm English and I don't fuck my mother, partly because that would be necrophilia and partly because it would be completely disgusting. I see you haven't added any details about yourself on your profile. Ashamed about your home?

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  alleyes  |  0

when he said "english mother fucker" i think he was meaning to say "learn english, mother fucker" because the OP had a typo. You can learn more about this by reading the first several comments......Maybe slow down and look at the big picture before getting all pissed off next time.....I duno I could be wrong.

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