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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8573) - you deserved it (51660)

On 10/20/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by jaxattax (woman) - United States (California)

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