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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by jaxattax (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30pm by KaylaKiwified

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But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?

#4 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30pm by too_much_fun

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