Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got...

By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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KaylaKiwified 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?

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QTPie123 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:34

He attempted to propose with something you're allergic to... ???

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:37

Stupid boyfriends FTW.

Moeey 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:42

YDI for being not being able to enjoy chocolate like human beings.

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:03

As cute as the ring in the chocolate was, it was stupid of your BF to to do it if he knew you were allergic to chocolate. Maybe you didn't need to throw it like that (though I would have probably been mad too if my BF seemed to just forget something like that when I was in the hospital) but it was but your BF should have known better. How was she supposed to find the ring if she couldn't eat it guys? Just break it up into pieces for fun?

JennaD 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:05

Wow, you're a little bit of a bitch anyway - even if he didnt put the engagement ring in there, you shouldn't just throw it away. You could have said something like; 'Thank you but Im allergic to chocolate' not 'Raarrrrrr chocolate = my death rarrrr'

Gen_Knowledge 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:00

Thank you. x)

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:06

Well, your boyfriend is a stupid jackass, but you overreacted. TBH, I don't think either of you should be getting married right now.

AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:08

What a sweet surprise. Fish it out of the disposal. If your hands get amputated then your boyfriend will have justice. Go get it out now stumpy. Go go move along.

Annakee 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:38

hmmmm - maybe "thanks for the thought babe, but I'm allergic... you have it..." instead you're like "thanks for the chocolate babe (sarcasm) but I'm a jerk..."