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Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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On 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by deadfish - United States (Florida)

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Put fishie in a little coffin, and put on your best black suit. Decorate the house like a funeral parlor and when she gets home you can tell her how brave and heroic fishie was, and now it is time to honor his memory.

Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.

#10 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:23pm by FerrariCake

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Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!

#5 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:14pm by laurbullet5

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