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op seems like the kind of person that would poke a hibernating bear with a sharp stick because she 'heard they were soft'.

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All spines are flexible to a degree but no animal likes to be bent backwards. Putting them upside down like that freaks them out, then adding a pressure to their spine on top of being upside down would just make them into little psychopaths. They're only trying to protect themselves :[

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shit. let's actually end this comment.. Ferret backwards would be a good idea, and that he would enjoy being bent in half. Were you hoping he would happily dance away? Maybe singing you a song? Good lord YDI.

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Dammit 222, do you know the amount of fun we could have had?? A perfect opportunity to mess with a new person, ruined. Haha but glad to see there are still helpful people out there.

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Fuck you OP. I have 3 sweet ferrets all of whom adore me. What in fuckung christ's name would make you even THINK about that?!?! Fucking moron I hope someone bends you backwards and lets see if YOU enjoy it.

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I agree wholeheartedly he should nt tyr ta freaking KILL IT ohhhhh animal cruelty gets me so mad!!!!

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whenever I hear animal fmls I always hope it doesn't end with the animal hurt D: I want a ferret :3 but my cat or dog would probably eat it D:

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Animal cruelty is only when the animal is hurt physically or emotionally. No ferrets were hurt in the making of this FML. If you hear an animal is smart it is not an attempt at killing it if you make the animal since a puzzle for some food (if this makes no sense to you then disregard it) bending a ferret does not hurt them I've seen people tie a ferret in a knot and it was fine.

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you're sixth. the other guy was 5th. wtf is going on here. oh yea. don't bend animals. it's not nice lol

It's like one of those poor quality toys that are made using the worst materials but advertised to be the most fun thing ever. "Ferret Bend! Bend the ferret in any direction you like, BUT WATCH OUT because if you bend it too much, it will fart on you."

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Wow, idk about that but... that's pretty retarded of her to do that. I mean if I told you I was a gymnast and that I was flexible that doesn't mean I want you to bend me backwards because I would probably punch you in the face too..

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Wow, idk about that but... that's pretty retarded of her to do that. I mean if I told her I was a gymnast and was flexible I wouldn't want her to bend me backwards, and I would punch her in the face too.

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