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Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#5479832 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (2050) - you totally deserved it (41922)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by scarlet5000 (man) - United States

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Niice job.
I always laugh at people, even if it's not their fault.. It's a habit. :D

#1 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:07am by arielhoee

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me too!!! haha other ppls misery is funny :P

#51 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:24pm by yake12

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hahahahha karma a bitch!(: but I'll laugh at u since I can't drive n won't end up rearin someone(;

#55 - On 04/16/2010 at 3:13pm by kaytee05

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can you say karma??

#56 - On 04/16/2010 at 9:18pm by dlbliner

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ohhhh karma :)

#57 - On 06/16/2010 at 4:30pm by mrstomkaulitz

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Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:09am by jchansfan

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Gotta love karma :D that was a pretty dumbass move on the OP's part

#22 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:32am by Sun_Kissed18

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"Karma is a bitch" =D

YDI

#23 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:00pm by JustSoLost

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rolfmao

#53 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:55pm by cjd2897

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flash flash car crash
we're no fixtures

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:15am by allmidnighteyes

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Fucking idiot. Seriously? Is your name Scarlet? Explains it in that case.

I hope you got hurt.

#4 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:16am by TysonFawlay

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Once you rear-ended that driver, another jackass driving by turned his head to look at you and the other drivers already involved in your own little separate accidents, and rear-ended someone else. 2 seconds, later, the same thing happened with another douchecanoe of a driver until a massive-rear end pileup of angry laughing people was achieved.

#5 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:20am by allmidnighteyes

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And all the authorities were left to wonder how so many stupid people ended up on the same high way... =)

#6 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:23am by jchansfan

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Stupid people aren't that uncommon to find, ya know. [:

#7 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:26am by arielhoee

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Haha too true. I thought of that while writing it, but decided to post it anyway... at least the stupid people won't notice... :P

#8 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:31am by jchansfan

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Haha. allthough, if it happened more than the OP stated, that would be reallyyy ironic,

#9 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:33am by arielhoee

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This is the most inelegantly worded FML I've seen in a long time. What was wrong with "I rear-ended the person in front of me because I was laughing so hard" ?

#10 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:37am by Sage1314

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What the hell is with all of these "I was being a douche so I also rear-ended someone" FMLs?

#11 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:43am by ActionManly

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ohhh the irony

#12 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:44am by shakenbake93

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just couldn't resist the irony.

#13 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:46am by watisit

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How does rear-ending someone on the highway make one stupid?

#15 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:57am by capricaz

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HAHAHAHA right back at ya

#16 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:04am by Sjomel

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Way to go!! Your stupidity is now someone elses burden!

#17 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:07am by visage

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No biggie......I see that shit happening all the time.

#18 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:03am by MimiKnox

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Good job dumbass

#19 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:29am by Shikamaru

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I agree, people who rear-end others on the highway are pretty damn stupid......

#20 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:35am by shadow_foot

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Karma's a bitch :(

#21 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:43am by Yooh_Plus_Meh

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YDI for rubbernecking.

#24 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:02pm by jonny2x4

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Hahaha Karma did get you. :)

#25 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:21pm by neverbr

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You're not even a woman, so I can't make bad driver jokes here.

#26 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:33pm by Poke_my_mon

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cool I am the 10000 person to click ydi xD

#27 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:50pm by Ranoona

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Pay it forward... you got to laugh at him, and now someone gets to laugh at you. Pretty soon you'll have the most entertaining highway in the country.

#28 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:39pm by FerrariCake

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Karma.

#29 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:41pm by leenheartlovex3

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That's why people tell you not to rubberneck.

#30 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:50pm by Best_Loser

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i agree #29

karma

#31 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:37pm by omar

Hey nicejob, youre an even bigger dumbf*ck than the person who rear-ended the car. rofl. But thanks for the good laugh.

#32 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:25pm by Gut

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Male drivers have the most accidents, your proof :P

#33 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:10pm by scateice

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males have more accidents because we drive more. but we have a less amount of accidents to mile ratio to women :P

#34 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:14pm by mochiko

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that is true to :P

#37 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:41pm by scateice

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...I guess I can't get mad at you for quoting statistics; I can, however, correct your grammar. First of all, you should say "a smaller amount," not "a less amount." Second of all, "amount of" does not belong in that sentence - it should just be "a smaller accidents to miles ratio." You're welcome!

#44 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:59pm by your_face

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hahahaha jackass ydi karma is a bitch

#35 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:21pm by firenighthawk

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was this on the l.i.e?

#36 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:22pm by Rwalds03

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wow u ppl that say op is a guy. check the name

#38 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:33pm by IceCream53423

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You mean where it says scarlet5000 (man)?

#45 - On 09/27/2009 at 1:00pm by your_face

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hahaha holy shit a car CRASH! ahh fuck!

#39 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:35pm by Jebadiah

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i dont know why evry one is being so mean with their comments
he only looked away for a minute....
just long enough for you to get F'd in the A
hahahahaha

#40 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:14am by Hi_i_am_Mikie

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thad what you get dumb fuck

#41 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:04am by Freed0mfr1es

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karma buddy

#42 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:30am by vampsrokk

wow ur so lucky! im jealous! invu! @_@

#43 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:34am by FuckMyLyphe

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I thought this was a FML site, not a "I am a complete idiot - let me prove it to you" site.

#46 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:58pm by LikelyYourFake

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Just bumping into the person in front of you happens to the best of us at one point or another. Actually I confess it happened to me about a month ago on a bridge where some construction was being done which threw me off. But yeah that's a mistake that's very easy to make, even if you're a great driver, so yeah you deserved to have that happen for laughing at the person.

#47 - On 09/27/2009 at 9:35pm by israelnotjacob

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Insta-Karma dude!
Your bad

#48 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:38am by Brey1013

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KARMA!

#49 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:20pm by elizanena9

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Irony's a bitch.

#50 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:32pm by blue_angel

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I believe the word you are looking for is karma

#52 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:25pm by yake12

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that's called karma

#54 - On 03/24/2010 at 11:27pm by lidomissmango

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