About Izabushel
Previously known as Lesser. Thank you for stoping by. Did you spot the mouse in the first picture? While you are here, why don't you become my friend? I'm chasing badges, so follow me and I'll follow you back. I love meeting new people, so please message me if you like. Have an awesome day
Izabushel's FML badges
  • Relic collector

    You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Parrot stealer

    You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    50%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    40%
  • Even your mom agreed

    1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't lose speed!
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    18%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    72%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    36%
The list of badges to find
Izabushel's favorite FMLs
By mushroomtop - / Saturday 23 September 2017 23:15 /
By xX_nsn_Xx - / Friday 3 February 2012 14:47 / United States

23+ People Who Really Should’ve Done More Research Before Getting Their Chinese Character Tattoo

Last week we did a compilation of badly translated English in China, but this week, we’re showing you that the FML goes both ways. I’d argue it’s worse for these folks. I mean, can you imagine having “chicken noodle soup” on your body for the rest of your life?

By Nina - / Wednesday 6 September 2017 00:30 /
By OverIt - / Tuesday 25 February 2014 22:24 / United States - Winchester
By Anonymous - / Friday 12 June 2009 07:53 / Canada