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Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should to relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (7058)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

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