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Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should to relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

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thats really funny. but it does sound like a PE teacher. anyway it was your fault that happened. you shouldn't have thrown it so hard at the wall. or you could have but you should have been farther away. anyway it kinda sucks. not the getting hit part but the throwing up part.

#7 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:27pm by glassisass

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Nice going, Charles Barfly.

#4 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:23pm by Triumvirate

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