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Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
now, i found that entertaining because she's probably not dating the waiter, and he just saved her from being harassed by some random customer.
Mildly embarrassing, but it's not like anything bad really came of it. If it did, you'd have told us.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014