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Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (9432)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

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now, i found that entertaining because she's probably not dating the waiter, and he just saved her from being harassed by some random customer.

#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:10am by Slide

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Mildly embarrassing, but it's not like anything bad really came of it. If it did, you'd have told us.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:06am by null

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