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Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22622) - you deserved it (8982)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

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