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Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML
So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.
How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 26 November 2014