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Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by musik_ist_liebe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

#2 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:10am by mudkipsan

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How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:10am by Eresbel

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