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Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
repeat after me: fuck off, im fucking your daughter..
that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014