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Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38826) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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She needs to get a life.. seriously.

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:07am by Djoooiz

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next time...
repeat after me: fuck off, im fucking your daughter..
that will stop her ever ringing you again :)

#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:17am by catriona_cd

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