Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31468) - you totally deserved it (1888)
On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
(+3)I agree she needs a life but the op deserves it if they are "We're well beyond teenagers" and still live at home.
#60 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:02pm by heavenandhell
(0)Yeah and what the hell is "well beyond teenagers"? Either you're adults or you're not. Adults refer to themselves as "adults" so I'm guessing that by "well beyond teenagers" you mean 20?
#100 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:42pm by honeyishrnkdakid
(0)wats wrong w/ being beaten by a girl... ur such a shovanistic pig >.> get a life
ur gonna get beaten by girls alot!! bet u already were which is y u talk like that
y were u going to her place if u could of just been going to urs in the 1st place?!?
u shouldnt of dealt w/ the mother thing if u could of done that...
n y is she still living at home if she's way beyond a teen? do u live w/ ur parents? wow if u do
Move Out!!
YDI for still having been going to her house if u had no privacy until then...n just now going to urs.
y would u go to hers in the first place if her mom was there o.0
who has sex while their parents r home?!? wtf!! dont do somethin u need privacy 4 if ur parents r there duh!!
its called being smart 4 a reason!!
#90 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:09pm by inconvienentgurl
(0)"its called being smart 4 a reason" Hmmm usually orthographical solecism are not considered to be erudite... I've never heard of a "shovantistic" person before, but would I have veracity in assuming the convictions of a "chauvinistic" man would be equally offensive to you?
(0)"...It's the girls in the front row singing
It's the boys with the wheels that bring them
It's the lighters in the air and you guys up there
You're the heart and the soul and the reason we do what we do
Here's to you..."
thats pre much a congrats. jus cause being third (not even first) is probably going to be your life's greatest accomplishment
#95 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:51pm by ireply_w_lyrics
(0)next time...
repeat after me: fuck off, im fucking your daughter..
that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:17am by catriona_cd
(+5)Mom: "Hi, I just want to know what you are doing over there?"
Boyfriend: "Your daughter. I'm doing your daughter."
Mom: "... *hangs up*"
Win!
#61 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:04pm by Sun_Kissed18
(0)That's called being overprotective. I saw something like this on Dr. Phil not long ago, lol! (Make her see that specific episode, she might realize a thing or two.)
(+2)People paying for university or saving up for their first home.
#11 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:23am by onlysoph
(0)if you didn't read, it says "at their place". if she was living with her mother, i think he would have said "at her place".
#14 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:45am by terriermon
(0)7 and 9 did you even read the FML? He was at his own place and the mother called him there. In fact, that was the entire point of the FML.
#16 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:55am by someguy945
(+1)#16 did YOU even read the FML? It starts off by saying that the mother doesn't give the two of them any privacy when they are at the mother[and daughter]'s place.
(0)YDI for dating someone who still lives with her mother. i doubt college counts as "well beyond teenagers"
#51 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:33am by the_stereotype
(0)I agree. You two need your own place if you're "well beyond teenage year".
#55 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:24am by sobe23
(0)It really comes down to what "well beyond" means. If it means like early-20s, the OP isn't necessarily a loser. A lot of people are still in college in their early-20s and many college students live at home (esp if they go to school in their hometown).
On the other hand, if "well beyond" means late-20s/early-30s, then yeah, they're losers.
(0)Early 20's obviously isn't "well beyond" teenage years.
Late 20s/early 30s is more to that point, and if dude has his own house, common sense should have told them just go there and not pick up the phone while they banged.
#88 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:13pm by waterynuggets
(0)It's funny because he is a dumbass calling other people dumbasses.
#67 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:56pm by RustyShackelfurt
(0)atleast your girlfriend agreed on the privacy thing, she could have taken the side of her mother...
#10 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:23am by unfortunate_13
(+1)I sincerely hope this is a troll. Is nobody reading the FML anymore?
#20 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:39am by someguy945
(0)Tell her mother to grow up and leave you the fuck alone. Or take the phone off the hook. Or answer it while having sex.
(0)wow what a bitch....my mom would do something like that
#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:40am by brosb4hoes
(0)19 - I am well aware. However, the daughter didn't post the FML, the BF did. Saying stuff like "move out" would make sense if she was the person who posted.
#22 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:41am by someguy945
(0)I was over my boyfriend's house... my parents clearly knew where I was... My phone was on vibrate across the room... i had 15 missed calls from them... and 10 voicemails. They were worried about where I was... lol... I am well over a teen too...
(+1)jesus christ, what is with parents these days? does the mom REALLY want the boyfriend or daughter to answer the phone and say "we're having sex"? i hate it when parents refuse to acknowledge that their kids are ADULTS now and can make their own decisions about where they go and what they do.
#27 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:18am by diet_otaku
Hah reminds me of this girl I met. She couldn't hold hands with her boyfriend and got in trouble because he called her "sweetheart" in an Email. She wasn't allowed to see him for a month because of that. She was 23.
#29 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:35am by 110879
(+1)Emotional abuse much? Seriously. Her parents are isolating her so that no one else can love her. Hope she gets the hell out of there ASAP, though I wouldn't be surprised if her parents were doing their best to prevent that too. =(
#57 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:43am by themixedt4pe
(0)ok, if ur a teenager that could b 13 and no way would i want my 13 year old kids growing up. she should be checking in on u if thats the case. if not she would be a bad mom. now if ur 18 thats different.
13-17 YDI
18-19 FYL
#30 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:37am by mandacakes
(+2)Haven't you ever wondered why people constantly migrated to the West? It's because no one wanted to live within walking distance of their Mother-In-Law. It's referred to as "The Law of Westward Migration".
wow your girlfriend's mom is really protective and over-bearing.
#33 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:53am by someone1989
(+2)maybe thats cause you're 15, and these people are "well beyond teenagers"
#44 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:06am by roflstephh
(0)God. I am 24 and dated a 21 year old once. His mom read our online conversations, saw that we were 'doing it' and after that we weren't allowed to hang out alone. lmao.
Relationshit
(0)Um, so if you're "well beyond teenagers", which I'm assuming is like 21ish because you didn't give numbers, why are you still living at home if you're going to complain about this?
(0)Did he? Not really, we are assuming. They could just be going over to "his place" because his Mom doesn't try to cock block him when doors are closed and grunting can be heard down the hall!
Really, why go to the girlfriend's place at all if he has a bachelor pad of his very own?
#110 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:36pm by skullbuster
(+1)There is no escaping from the judgement of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Sex before marriage is SIN! You will fry in HELL!
Just kidding. That's probably what she thinks, though. FYL.
#42 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:54am by joethebiden
(0)I wouldn't be so sure. Some parents...... actually do this. My roommate's parents, for example. It's very sad. She's 22 and if she doesn't answer the phone every time they call, they think she's dead.
#50 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:24am by ChiliRamen
(0)Tell the mother that you're fucking and she'll probably leave you alone :)
Also, the girlfriend might be saving up for a home. Have you noticed that houses/apartments cost a fair bit? It takes TIME to save money. TIME in which you're ALLOWED to live with parents.
(0)YDI
YDI for not using caller ID. YDI for not using an answering machine. YDI for answering the phone when the gf is over. YDI for not telling Mom-O-gf to give you some respect (at least when you're at your place). YDI for not realizing gf lives w/ Mom becasue that's how Mom wants it. YDI for not realizing that gf and her Mom are a package deal. YDI for not realizing this is how Mom-O-gf is... and will be... forever... and ever!!!!
YDI for not wondering if Mom-O-gf wants to live vicariously thru gf. YDI for not wondering if Mom-O-gf wants to get in on the action.
Yes, unequivocally, YDI!
(0)um... if you guys are "well beyond teenagers," why is she still living with her mom?? also, phones can be turned off. YDI for dating a loser with a psychotic mother.
(0)Maybe the mother and daughter own a house together and each of them has their own part of the house, like 1st and 2nd floor...but that way the mother could still bother the daughter while her bf is over...by coming up and knocking etc.
#63 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:15pm by Puolukka
(0)ummm im sry im a teenager and can still be alone even at hers your life sucks but my girls mom does like to uh ruin the moment so to speak
(0)he doesn't deserve it because his girlfriends mom is psychotic, my mom absolutely hates my dad's mom and thats fine, because she married him not his mom!
#62 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:12pm by hunterjumper24
(0)That sucks. I know *exactly* how you feel. My mother used to call up on me or physically come into my room when I had a guy over. When we went to his place, my mom would ORDER his mom to check on us. That was then. My mother finally gets over it and realizes I'm an adult at 22 and is very accepting of that fact. Now, I'm living at my 28 yr. old boyfriend's, with his parents, because neither of us have a job, and his parents think he's a virgin so they check on us **all the time**. I haven't been made out with in a month and it's not like I'm ugly.
Parents NEED to BUT THE FUCK OUT of their children's adult lives.
#64 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:35pm by made_of_fail
(+1)Hahaha! You call yourself an adult when you don't even have a job and have to rely on his parents to feed and shelter you.
(0)And 28 year old guys need to man up, get a job, and move out of their parent's house with their freeloader self-absorbed girlfriends!!!
GET A JOB YOU LAZY TWAT....
#111 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:38pm by skullbuster
(0)Um, run. Far, far away. If you're clearly well past being a teenager and her mom is still pulling that shit she probably won't ever stop.
#66 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:48pm by avoidthegirl
(0)Right on! I'm not the only one! Except! It's my Boyfriend's mom who calls him nonstop =.=
#71 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:28pm by x3sarang
(0)I imagine #64 is using the widely accepted definition of 'adult': someone who is over the age of 18/21. I don't think being unemployed makes you a child...especially in times like these.
(+1)tell her that IN YOUR OWN HOUSE she has no authority to bother you like that. she might not like you anymore but she might stop bothering you. or change your number. or you voicemail..like at the end of your little message add something like "mama gf: were alive, were just fucking"
#73 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm by kisseshugsdrugs
(0)Why not temporarily route her mother's phone numbers to your voice mailbox (cell phone) then simply activate call screening on your answering machine? Let the bitch deal with her trust issues...
(0)Wow...
I'm thirteen and I SPEND THE NIGHT at my bff's house, his mom never checks on us unless she thinks we're hungry, we usually just watch anime so XD.
FYL
#80 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:56pm by XxDailyDreamxx
(0)He's saying that she doesn't have her own place, where they don't get any privacy because of her crazy mother, but he does! I really don't get the confusion, it's not that complicated just read it.
#82 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:05pm by kristen56
(0)How well are you beyond teenagers? Personally, I'm 20 and if it weren't for school and a lack of good jobs I would have left the P's a while ago, especially since they downsized houses privacy is literally non-existent and I'm not gonna lie it drives me insane. If you're in your early-mid-twenties (assuming you are) you really ought to consider a move!
On the other hand, it sounds like HER parents are the main issue, all your parents did was take in the call (can't expect them not to). I guess what I'm getting at is you wouldn't have to answer to her parents, let her take it up with her family from there without you being stuck in the middle. If you want your privacy, you gotta earn it.
But definitely, FYL. I know how it feels to have parents all over your business. As long as you're dependent, you can't expect to be given independence (although it would be nice).
(0)I might be wrong here actually, the way it reads you say you have your own place, If that's the case, just let it ring.
(0)Well, if you're "well beyond" teenagers, then you are "well beyond" canoodling at the girlfriend's parents house. It's time to represent, son!
#87 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:00pm by skullbuster
(0)Thats annoying.
I can understand why her mother would be so overprotective.
Teens these days are doing.... stuff
#89 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:28pm by shootingstar8D
(0)oh...wow...I would seriously kill my mom.
I still live at home, because college is expensive, but when I have friends over or something, they KNOW not to bug me, because I'm legally an adult, and they acknowledge that.
That said, its not so much a 'fuck your life' as it is a 'fuck your girlfriend's life'
#91 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:09pm by piles_of_fail
(0)Oh come on now. Youre probably all of 20 and just trying to get laid and mom smells your bs a mile away and is trying to protect her daughter.
#96 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:46pm by littlegoldwoman
i have the same problem with my ex-gf, that is one reason why we broke up FML
#98 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:58pm by sf_killer
(0)Dreapster, congratulations on being able to use a thesaurus.
#99 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:20pm by xavierdevoy
(0)you should have said: "your daughter would love to talk to you, just let me pull my yamsack outta her cum covered mouth"
#101 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:50pm by Satans_Taint
(0)I feel more sorry for your girlfriend, her mom sounds crazy :/
#102 - On 09/03/2009 at 12:00am by maybe_tomorrow
(0)Move the fuck out of home already! God damnit I'm sick of hearing about people who think the fact that their mommies still cut the crust off their pb and j's isn't already the most pathetic part of their lives.
(0)them why does she live with her mom? how about she get a job and move her ass out
#113 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:05pm by Paige_Nicole10
(0)You can't be "well beyond teenagers" and still living at home. Those two are incompatible.
"Living at home" means "still acting like a teenager".
(0)the fact she still lives with her parents if you're "well beyond being teenagers" is an automatic red flag right there.
#116 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:26am by muffinsareyummy
(0)That sucks. My mom used to always call me when i was at my boyfriends, eventually i called her one day before we had sex and told her i was checking in now 'cuz i was sick of getting interrupted during sex. She doesn't call as much anymore
#117 - On 09/27/2009 at 9:42pm by passionflakie91
(0)k seriously your all like 12, ya ur momma is going to be protective, but it is wierd she calls all the time when they're over at his place.
but if its at her place, her rules, doesnt matter how old you are.
and why is everyone like an expert here? "well if your well beyond a teenager move out". obviously there is a reason why she isnt moved out. not everyone moves out the day they turn 18. some go to college in theyre town. and live with theyre P's.....
just talk to her.
geez. thats it. tell u need privacy.
(0)I feel your pain. My mom doesn't want my bf to put his arm around me, hug me, or anything. FYL, you deserve some time alone with her.
