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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML

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Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!
By cemakara3 / Saturday 12 March 2016 20:07 / Denmark - Vallensb?k
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  KungFuJack3  |  15

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

Actually, the way this FML was written confused me (particularly the quoted bit), but I understand, considering OP is Danish. I'm gonna say what everyone else is saying: OP, just tell her how you really feel and comfort her. If this persists, you may have bigger issues, but first, let her know you think she is attractive and wanted.

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  dyne808  |  34

I highly doubt she said exactly "I don't think she is pretty enough since I wanted it to be over so fast." If she had said those exact words then they wouldn't have made sense at all. #4 is just saying that the quotation marks are both unnecessary and confusing (because they don't make sense), which is true. The FML would have been fine if not for the quotation marks.

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  dyne808  |  34

I highly doubt she said exactly "I don't think she is pretty enough since I wanted it to be over so fast." If she had said those exact words then they wouldn't have made sense at all. #4 is just saying that the quotation marks are both unnecessary and confusing (because they don't make sense), which is true. The FML would have been fine if not for the quotation marks.

By  proudspanishgirl  |  10

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  bheaze  |  20

It was his first time, give him a break. You Can't expect him to be a sex God, people are usually mediocre at things the first time they try it.

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  sparkledoge  |  29

That was the dumbest comment i read today. I think the bad lover is actually his girlfriend here, the first time can already be really embarrassing to some people for obvious reasons. And his girlfriend is making it worse, assuming he did it on purpose and refusing to talk to him, which it very childish and stupid. It also makes me think wether it was or wasn't her first time too, she's not mature enough to have sex if she's gonna get upset for such little things.

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  fakedsincerity  |  32

I don't think the OP is a bad lover, but even if he is the right way to go about that is to talk, communicate and experiment to make it better for both parties. Not to throw a tantrum. Learning your partners body and likes and stuff takes time. As does stamina and techniques to last longer. Don't give up OP. (:

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  syki  |  22

@35 Did you even read her screen name? There's a lot wrong with her comment, but leave her English alone. Frankly, I'm impressed that she still used the correct versions of your and you're. A lot of native speakers on this site can't claim the same.

By  stevenbro  |  6

I don't think I lasted more than 20 seconds my first time. Tell her its totally normal for that to happen the first time for a guy. Upon further thought, it's a pretty bitchy thing for her to say.

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  LPac5295  |  27

I think I lasted 30 seconds actually. so I feel you. lol however after my first time we tried again 5 minutes later and then I lasted like 5, 10 minutes.

By  bonermonkey  |  31

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  heirofhope  |  38

It's their first few times so their bodies don't have a proper control or grip on it. It's not their fault, so don't blame them. You need to give it a few attempts before your system starts to get the hang of it. Sucks to be the person in the other end, but you can always get your way from a different method if they climax early.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Have you ever actually had sex, 14? Because your grammar is about as good as that of someone who's a little too young for that, so I'm not even sure you know what you're talking about.

By  Dawnoftime  |  12

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  sparkledoge  |  29

He might also just be shy or not interested in relationships yet, that happens too. Just because someone is cute doesn't mean they ask everyone out and accepts just anyone who asks them out too.

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