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Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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so i would totally die from embarrassment

avoid his friends from now on

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:29pm by linzey

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that sucks! Is your mom that oblivious? I'm a guy, but your brother and his friends are way too immature. I would have just acted like I didn't hear that, something like that isn't funny, it's just a part of life.

#17 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:54pm by could_be_funny

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