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Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14127) - you deserved it (104729)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You don't fuck with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

#7 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:51pm by Callyn

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YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

#3 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:49pm by flyboy57

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