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My Thoughts: I was in the store today and overheard a lady having a conversation on her phone discussing what allergy medication to buy for the person on the other end of the line. Suddenly, she said, "Oh, you have squirrels? Okay, bye," and hung up. I'm still stumped. Bangin on fools. Rims big, make the car look like it two stories Ice cream paint job http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I Gatorade ain't just for athletes, its for the turtleman too B-2 Spirit Yeah, like the salad ($19.95)/12 = $1.66. Not $1.70. Learn math, Magic Jack. Spitting cobras.....in Vietnam? Solar Flare! Light Amplification by Stimulated Electron Radiation Cetirizine What do you mean, "you people"? I say crawdad, you say crayfish Twine doesn't mean what it sounds like eMe (oh shit Homeland Security!) Go-kart tracks are hypocritical Bear Grylls needs to put out this wild fire...STAT C-5 Galaxy That's the name of the game Dos Equis is from the U.S.? Fin

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