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Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)

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If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

#1 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:09am by LadyKaya

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Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. Fuck 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:11am by stefie413

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