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Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML


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On 07/30/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.

#4 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:16am by Dashiell

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that's nothing, my dad is addicted to porn and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching porn when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)

#10 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:27am by xkaitlinwhitex

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