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Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56412) - you deserved it (2019)

On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by randomnamehere (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it....
Or before a big date.
REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:08pm by Bringiton80

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Sorry, FYL.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:03pm by xd0rkiee

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