Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the isle. It didn't disappear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47171) - you totally deserved it (1435)
On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by randomnamehere (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Who is saying YDI to this? I'd like to hear their reasoning. She deserves it because shes related to an idoit?
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she deserved it because she spelled aisle as isle
anyone that stupid deserves anything
#19 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:17pm by kingston52
it was probably just a typo and your a jerk.
OP ...FYL... sorry .
#41 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:53pm by sexinmybed
Seriously?
I'm a grammar snob, too, but YDIing a FML for grammar is stupid.
#52 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:37pm by bookworm124
oh shit no she spelt something wrong, it's the end of the fucking world.
#55 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:45pm by baptizedbyfire
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uh, Fake?? Am I the only one that immediately found it totally fake?? Come on... Nobody has their little brother with them right before they walk down the aisle to be married. He would either be standing with the wedding party (Because he would most likely be a groomsmen) OR he would be seated in the front row with the rest of the family. And how would someone squirt invisible ink (which vanishes in seconds) only to realize that...what, they grabbed real ink? That just doesnt happen. FAKE FAKE FAKE. Use your brains people.
#87 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:49am by mystomachurts
unless you and the OP are best buds - which I highly doubt - you have no way of knowing who was with the bride and why...did you ever consider the fact that he might be escorting a bridesmaid, in which case he would be back with the bride.
#89 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:11am by sunshinedust
87, it was never mentioned that OP's brother accidentally grabbed real ink.
"Invisible Ink" doesn't always vanish, unlike its name would suggest. There are some materials that it doesn't vanish on, and in this case, it happens to be a wedding dress.
#87- Or the fact that if it was a "little brother" he might even be the ring bearer, and therefore would be walking down the aisle almost right in front of her, therefore, hanging out in the same area that the bride is in. That, and the OP doesn't even say that it is her little brother, so as mentioned, he could be escorting her down the aisle as well.... so many possibilities that this COULD happen. Take your "fake" elsewhere.
I wont take my fake elsewhere. I still don't believe it. In all the preparation that goes on for a wedding.. as chaotic as it gets in the families households... what person thinks to play a prank and bring invisible ink with them? I just doonntt believe it. Not everything on here is real. Some people just want to see if their entries will make it on.
#110 - On 07/28/2009 at 11:21pm by mystomachurts
Weddings are often accompanied by pranksters. My great grandmother, for example, filled my parents' suitcases for their honeymoon with crushed corn flakes.
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Wow THAT SUCKS!!! Thats completely unfair... You don't even joke about that kind of thing!
(Second, sorry my closest to first XD)
Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it....
Or before a big date.
REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:08pm by Bringiton80
usually that dissapearing ink is either black, or bluish purple. i've never seen red dissapearing ink before. she was saying fml cuz the dress was ruined with a noticable stain.
FYL that sucks sorry :(
#59 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:05pm by Chescapal123
Your brother sucks. FHL because you 'd better sock him a good one after the wedding.
#7 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:09pm by caramelize
Your brother is a jerk for even thinking about doing that!
#10 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:10pm by happynotsolucky
my sister would have killed me in my sleep for that. i recommend you do the same to your brother.
#11 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:11pm by TokiWartooth
....and then wear the dress to the funeral in his honour
#103 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:20pm by perryscherry
i'm really sorry!!! what did you do though? i'm dying to know.
#12 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:11pm by picky_and_bitter
How old is your brother? FYI depends on his age. If he's a little kid, he probably didn't know how important this was and the damage it could cause. If he's older, say over 10, then your brother is an asshole and deserves whatever whoop-ass you give him.
#21 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:19pm by jonnymohio
i agree that is tottaly immature. even if it dssapeared it could have uind the material.... sorry 4 u!!! FYL
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YDI for getting married.
#25 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:24pm by shimmeristic
there would of been a funeral after the wedding if my brother did that to me..
#32 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:28pm by lyssaboo
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You're getting married and you don't know how to spell "aisle?" Shouldn't there be, like, a certain level of intelligence necessary to get married?
Shouldn't there be a certain level of decency to keep people alive?
#61 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:14pm by sakurachan04
And you spelled the version of AISLE wrong. That sucks.
#37 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:38pm by somethingawesome
I can get you a really good deal on a knife set, biohazard-grade wet-vac, and coffin. This place I know sells them as a package.
seriously? this poor woman is talking about her RUINED wedding dress, on the day that's supposed to be the most amazing day of your life, and people are griping about her spelling aisle wrong? Considering the fact that the letters were in the right order, and just missing an 'a', it could be that she was typing too fast and missed that key.
To the OP, that is terrible. My niece spilled black cherry kool-aid on my baby blue prom dress the day of prom, and that was devastating enough. I can't even imagine anything like that happening on my wedding day. Hopefully your husband thought you were beautiful anyways, and killed your brother for you
#43 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:57pm by PoeticPixie
WOW...that sucks =( I would beat my brother til he was blue in the face if he ever did that to me!
#45 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:08pm by ShortyBBangin
On the bright side, you sill got married, hopefully you love this guy, and you'll have a happy life together.
I do think it's awful that your dress was ruined, but some people don't have weddings at all.
Always look on the bright side, honey :)
#47 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:16pm by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
i hope he never gets married for that
and if he does i fear for the bride :/
#48 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:18pm by efmivida
http://www.fmylife.com/love/3503647
Kind of the same thing. Why don't people learn don't let anybody do anything to you right before you walk down the aisle? Not that I'm saying it's the brides fault, just as a cautionary tale. If you are right about to get married don't let anybody near you with anything.
aww, I'm so sorry!! Your husband still thought you were beautiful!
#53 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:38pm by ily_hun996
At the wedding reception afterwards..."Alright everyone, the funeral is in 30min. make it is you can!"
Try to lookon the bright side, you'll never forget that day, and it'll be a funny story to look back on...many many many years from now...say 3ish decades...
#54 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:43pm by madame_malfoy
To show how all you grammar nazis are wrong, the middle passageway of a church is not called the aisle. The outside ones are.
FYL Big big big big big big time. What a jerk, beat him up.
#60 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:07pm by DestineeSaysss
Buy him an extra large condom package and put holes in them. That'll teach him!
#63 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:23pm by fawfulster
some disappearing inks can take 48 hours to disappear... still FYL for being squirted right before your wedding, but hopefully your dress isn't totally ruined.
#67 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:34pm by diet_otaku
wrong state, sister slapping good times happen in West Virginia (gets lonely in the mountains) Kentucky is more of the sheep fucker style state
#78 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:18pm by GlowingHelix
your brother is a peckerhead. when he gets married, dump something on his suit that does not come off
Ohhh. Incest, Kentucky. Howwww original. I'm from Kentucky and I have never heard of anyone that's married to a relative. Plexico, you're very stereotypical. And stupid. ;)
funny idea but sucks to be you that it didnt work sorry
#77 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:16pm by GlowingHelix
I'm curious as to whether she wore it to the wedding or somehow quickly found a replacement dress. Also, I'm all for pranks and things like that but if it ruins something that important, you should be shot.
#79 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:21pm by UnstableFrenzy
Brother's a jerks, thats why we love them. Mine blew the transmission in MY car he didn't ask to use, 2 hours before my wedding. I was PISSED then, now I laugh.
#80 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:34pm by 110879
Wow #19, you are an asshole. If you want to get technical, YOU are a dumb idiot for not having proper punctuation. Ever heard of periods at the end of your sentences?
Don't correct someone else's grammar when you can't get it right.
#81 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:07am by youretoopicky
I would have CUT HIS ASS! I hope you beat the shit out of him!
#84 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:30am by katied4224
Yikes that must of suck, u should get some of that dissapearing ink and put it on his clothes better yet get a lotttt of that shit and dump it all over his closet!!
That. Fucking. Sucks. So. Much.
FYL, I'm really sorry. I would punch my brother.
#90 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:23am by kbs123456789
Is this really only about stained wedding dress? I mean where's the FML in that?
And the damage on the dress? There's no doubt that HE is paying all the expenses, right?
So where's the FML?
I'm sure your husband is thrilled that you're spending your wedding night posting things on FML rather than with him in the sack ;-)
#94 - On 07/28/2009 at 8:02am by SimpleSimon
Congratulations on being ignorant. As you may have noticed, all FML's begin with "Today," because there's no other option when you submit.
When it comes to important things like this you have to be careful and say 'there is no such thing as disappearing ink'. Just like when you handle a gun, you say 'there is no such thing as an unloaded gun'.
#95 - On 07/28/2009 at 8:35am by Alexgoesfml
Yeah Seriously? You're spending your wedding night on FML? Should we believe that?
#104 - On 07/28/2009 at 4:26pm by This_Sucks_011
Umm if you've ever posted an FML you'd know that you have to start it with the word Today. So maybe it didn't happen to her that day, but she would have to say today either way.
How thoughtless of him. If it was me, I would have kicked him out of the wedding. Literally.
#107 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:32pm by iFruit
i would have killed my little brother omg.
but you couldve tried making a design out of it! haha but seriously, that REALLY sucks.
oh and fyi people, her little brother couldve been a ringbearer or something. dur.
#108 - On 07/28/2009 at 8:20pm by chickitychina
Jeez, you're a fucking dickhead. How can you assume they're a "hick" by their grammar and/or by looking at their profile? You're just a fucking shithead.
#114 - On 07/29/2009 at 8:26pm by silversky1024
Freeport Texas is where douche bag hicks fucking live, deal with it your a hick too don't gang up on me, go gang up on your sister with your four white trash best friends before you come talking shit about me then your at least accomplishing something better than sitting around drinking and listening to country music all day, you underachieving fuck.
FYL.
Nothing you could do about that. :o(
You said "little brother" so I suppose he's too young or too immature to understand that doing nasty things, or even pretending to do nasty things, to other people is just NOT funny?
Guess he's learned something, but you paid the price for his lesson.
Still - a marriage isn't defined by the bridal gown, so I'm guessing your husband still loves you and finds you beautiful.
Just be thankful the little snot didn't think it would be funny to pretend to cut off one of your arms with a "fake" chainsaw... :o)
leave her alone. i go to school in a little town in the middle of nowhere and our teachers dont even talk with the right grammar so its not her fault and im sure you all have spelled something wrong once in your life!
#115 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:04am by abbagator16
OMG! That is just awful. If my brother ever did anything like that i would be SO INCREDIBLY PISSED. I hope everything worked out though......I'm so sorry!
Wow, He wouldn't even be in my wedding anymore, much less been visited for about 3 years.
I'm sorry.
And I don't think this is fake, Shit like this happens.
Expecally if you have a big family.
#118 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:31am by Peacelover99
If you can't differentiate isle from aisle, I'd say you deserved it.
#119 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:27pm by lunaxnueva
What the FUCK, she doesn't deserve it just because she made a small spelling mistake? Back off, grammar nazi.
#124 - On 03/10/2010 at 12:43am by psychedelic4
