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Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by HorrorByrd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:11pm by kawa

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There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs.

1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day.
2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat).
3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping)

YDI, but nice rack ;)

#14 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:17pm by Vertoule

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