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Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6862) - you deserved it (58682)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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