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Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7304) - you deserved it (61585)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?

#1 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:14pm by Dashiell

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I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.

#7 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:21pm by Shlizabeth

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