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Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML


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Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)

#4 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:44pm by RandomIdiot

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All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.

#17 - On 09/30/2009 at 4:46pm by meta_knight_486

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