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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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RandomIdiot 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:44

Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)

meta_knight_486 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:46

All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.

Comments

mattgk 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:48

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME IN NEW DEHLI!

legendofdon 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 11:32

YDI for looking like a girl

meta_knight_486 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:46

All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.

lyfesukz 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:40

hey atleast u didnt have to show him anything

Cloudbush 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:43

Get a haircut...

lolluv 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:21

do you have long hair or something?

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:34

**** you

xuyleh 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:42

That's not a FMyLife, that's a compliment! Androgynous men are usually very pretty ^^

Compass 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:09

You have a penis - use it.

Lola5bunny 4

Tuesday 8 June 2010 17:26

Lmaoooo.

Compass 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:08

You have a penis - use it.

10peace 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:43

#12 I don't think he is a cross dresser I think ur A dumbass! guys have long hair these days and some guys have man boobs so anyone who has that could be mistaken for the opposite gender just like flat chested girls with short hair and be mistaken for guys