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Today, I tried to make mah mom feel better about me leaving 4 camp 4 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously an called the camp an is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, an I'm really going to mah boyfriend's lake house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17104) - you deserved it (76904)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by grounded4life (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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well at least you learned that lying is bad

#1 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:19pm by barty5858

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your mum is scary if she took that seriously

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:19pm by eliz3

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