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Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22002) - you deserved it (41975)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

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why did it take you so long? and , im sorry, but you would have to be pretty sad to stand and watch someone trying to parallel park for 10 minutes.

#6 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:13am by my_life_sucks13

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Hey, I don't even know how to parallel park. As sad as that is, I've never had to use it in my 4 years of driving.

#3 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:09am by 24788

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