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Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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at least u did it without hitting anything

#9 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:18am by Einstein714

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If I were you, I would've taken a bow after I got out of the car.

#11 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:24am by Megsabelle

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