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Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (6387)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

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