Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't...

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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iowagirl1997 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:06

Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL

Jaywin 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:38

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TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:49

and someone get no tip today either

desiigiirl_16 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:10

i just dont get one thing why should us girls have to go through pain for all you jerks who are guys who go " oh you have a mushtache ewwwww" and even when the girl doesnt have time, they need to go get it done. You guys have NO idea what we have to go through anyways...shave legs, wax face, was under-arms, OH AND DONT FORGET YOUR ARMS ! O: a guy could dump you for that 8-) this is just sad....some people have to get it done every 3 days, i wanna see a guy do that and spend all that money on that shit :|

Nextdusk 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:06

"Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." HA HA THAT SOUNDED LIKE MISS SWAN!

Xx_Mute_xX 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:09

Haha! U watch MadTV too?

blondiee09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:02

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YDI

sasha717 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:44

they say that to everyone....don't feel bad.

theblondeglory 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:53

I live in Indiana and that has happened to me before... not that exact line... but similar. Also, I am blonde and hair does not grow wildly on my body or anything. So don't feel too bad.