Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you totally deserved it (1475)
On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)
he was probably sneaky and she would never suspect her DAD to do it. god some people can be idiotic sometimes.
#10 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:10pm by meeeep
Haha I was just going to say it was probably EDC.. What a badass the OP's dad is, flying out of state for a two-day concert..
#96 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:42pm by airandfingers
its an fml cuz no one bothered to tell her that her dads in jail ..
#115 - On 01/31/2010 at 11:01pm by yoourface
@108---
I talk to my dad but my sister hardly ever does, except for, you know, Christmas or birthdays and stuff like that.
#116 - On 03/05/2010 at 1:08am by peace7love2FML
... Can I buy some shrooms from your dad when he's out? Lol. I'm sorry, that does suck.
#3 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:53pm by purupuru
Yeah, because the first thing he would do is tell his daughter. What you, you think that kids can hide their stash from their parents for YEARS and parents can't do the same? It's just the family unit protecting itself....
OP, your life isn't fucked, your dad just sounds a little immature. At least it was shrooms and not like...meth or something.
that's what I was thinkin
FYL for you dad holding out on you like that
#25 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:54pm by genius_man16
I don't think he's a loser, I'm gonna go with FTG (fuck the government) on this one.
#37 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:50pm by GrapefruitZoe
damnit I knew I should have went to bonaroo...next year...
#13 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:27pm by expen_dable
LOL. He was at EDC for sure. Gotta watch out for those undercover narcs...
#45 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm by le_journey
Hm... So what's his number..
And how much.
Come on, Don't hold out on us.
#15 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:32pm by MeganH0LLYW00D
YDI for having a dad .... jkjk but that sucks my dad has 2 DUI's one more and he goes to jail hopefully ur dad will learn his lesson tho
Shit. That's a bitch. The government should really pull their noses out of other people's asses. Who cares if some kid wanted to trip, and who cares if your dad sold them?
FY dad's L for getting canned over something that isn't anyone's business.
Haha, I'm sorry but that's funny. It sucks for you, though. You'd think someone in your family would inform you...
Well look at the bright side - he'll still have a "cell".
#22 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:40pm by owlcansing
yup that sucks your dad got caught-- my dad never has, they should get together my dad could show him how not to get caught!
#30 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:20pm by someotherbitch
Thats fcked up. Shrooms should be legal! They even made em illegal in Holland now :'(
Good thing the spores aint so I can grow them myself :D
You do realize you just said that on the internet? Where authorities can track yo?
#43 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm by Cerataphora
zoomin..we have freakishly alike stats. not only that...you live in my town and are my age....
there is an extremely good posibility we know each other
#58 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:15pm by tipsypiink
Dude, did he sell them in California at Disneyland? Cuz my two friends got in huge trouble for getting high off shrooms!
#53 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:12pm by DingusLvl5
all you kids are fucking retarded. there is nothing cool about shrooms.
I'm sorry you have a deadbeat dad.
Are people really too lazy to type TWO extra letters? Come on, guys, it's really not that hard...MUshrooms. Oh, and OP; sorry you have a total deadbeat father. D: FYL.
#55 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:59pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
No "mushrooms" just means mushrooms in general although practically never magic mushrooms. "Shrooms," however, is another name used for magic mushrooms.
was it summerfest in wisconsin?!
I saw a guy being taken away in a cop car or selling something illegal. jw.
but that seriously sucks.
#57 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:12pm by hunguponyou
Wait, what? Where are all the anti-drug people saying YDI? This is an FML miracle.
#64 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:45pm by wienerwagon
I don't understand.
Why is this a FYL? Isn't it his life which is fucked?
#65 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:03pm by TysonFawlay
how would u not find out about that right when it happened?
Orrr if ur sister knew about it... Why didn't you?
The OP may not live at home, and the sister still might.
Just a thought.
#73 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:01pm by Ringoisastarr
well just be glad it wasn't for something like selling kiddy porn. at least you know you will continue to have interesting things to tell your therapist
You know what's more annoying than people advertising their drug use?
People advertising that they're straight-edge.
#87 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:14am by crazyguy24
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#84 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:28am by iliekpieandcakez
I'm sorry to hear about that, but at the same time, I would love to have a dad like that, minus the jail time. I'd buy shrooms off him anyday :D
#93 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:03am by bettyboop274
Well, fyl because your dad's in jail and because of the DISGUSTING War on Drugs.
But, you should be glad that you're dad is super dope.
#95 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:27pm by dramakat11
all of you are really annoying to be completely honest.
get over yourself.
step outta your box.
and open up your mind!
dont knock it before you try it first..
your dad sounds awesome..
go visit him in the slammmer :)
#103 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:05am by ledzeplover
55
we're not lazy, because that's what they are actually called.
real mushrooms aren't drugs.
#104 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:24am by ohhhh_Ashley
damn isnt the offence for selling boomers manslaughter or something?
and 103 has it totally right, open your mind. seriously they are life-changing.
that totally sucks that ur dads in jail thoo
thats terribleee. i feel so bad for youuu. my uncle went to jail for giving 13 yearolds heroine and then daring them to do dumb shit. lmfao. i hate that man... never met him.
