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Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (1925)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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