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Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
HOLY FUCK, I BOUGHT SHROOMS FROM YOUR DAD AT BONNAROO.
Well look at the bright side - he'll still have a "cell".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015